Klieg Light

I just saw an ad on KIRO for a local church that featured images and phrases. Apparently, "Freedom in God" includes the United States' Declaration of Independence, the sculpture of the service men erecting the flag on Iwo Jima, and some other things that I can't recall at the moment... the web site at the URL includes a date for an event and the bulleted list: "Patriotic Music", "Thunderous Harley Parade" (what if I showed up riding a Triumph or my Suzuki?), "Inspirational Message from [pastor's name]", and "Fun Family Picnic Following Services" (I haven't started a family, but a picnic might be the right place to begin).

Fortunately, this has not affected Jennifer's appearance on Ghost Whisperer (lampooned by Family Guy).